Cartoons I Laugh at, Turkey's Situations
Especially the old GırGır characters always make me laugh. Especially Avni! Mr Muhlis and my son Mithat were also there. There are also Arab Kadri and Mrs Yelis, whom I laugh even more.
Hodja, I was told that you were playing yeast in the pond...
No, you've been eaten... The bottom of the lake is always yoghurt. But we can't get it out because of the secret clauses of Lausanne... In 2023, this lake will be completely yoghurt...
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I haven't seen you buying toilet paper for a long time... If you're not in a position, I'll lend you some...
No, God looked at my face, I became chronically constipated...
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What about you, Galileo? You tweeted that the world is spinning...
I typed "freezing" and the phone auto-corrected it, Mr Judge...
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I wonder if I can get a holiday loan.
For what purpose?
I'll be back home.
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Rattling...
Mr Bey, get up, there's a rattle!
Forget it, all we had left was our personal data and it's been stolen. What's left to steal!
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What the fuck are you doing in our school? Does our physicist come to the mosque and lecture physics to the congregation?
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(Papua New Guinea henna costs 6.60 TL)
I want to take the chef and the kids and go on holiday to Turkey, I want to have a holiday like a king.
Go mokoko, you were the only one missing there, you go too! ...
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The living conditions are too hard! We're hungry, we can't make a living! ...
They cry that they are hungry... They all have a polished stone in their pockets... Take out the polished stone in your pocket and show it! ...
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Foreign powers raised the price of bread because Erdoğan was elected Makbule! ...
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We are people of different sects, Durmuş!
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Retired, Fatiha for the Soul (1953-2023)
We weren't going to cast that last vote.
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(The bagel seller lays the bagels on the table!)
Ahmet Efendi, set the table...
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You don't even have a hump! You need a hump to cross the desert!...
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These volleyball players can't even cook!
Exactly.
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I'm an economist!
I'm not... How much do you want?
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Can you put three drops?
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Don't let me headbutt that aeroplane.
Haci Abi, every 15th of July you go crazy! Stop for God's sake. That passenger plane...
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Is it possible to transfer from NATO to EU?
It is possible if your base points are equal.
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Does anyone have a suggestion for the first step of "change"?
Yes!... Arda Güler!... Let's make him a mayoral candidate!..
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Adam, where are we?
We're naked,
We have no home,
We have no business,
We have no money,
I think we're in Turkey!
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Master, buy a watermelon so we can win...
Kalpus is a nest. You never know who's going to win. Don't speak too early...
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I ordered tea to go with the bagel, so people could see how to eat money... Hey baby, heyyy...
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Forty-two years as a fake architect.
You'll do well as a doctor!
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There are many more cartoons I laugh at, but I think that's enough for today.
Especially the old GırGır characters always make me laugh.
Especially Avni!
Mr Muhlis and my son Mithat were also there.
There are also Arab Kadri and Yelis Hanım, whom I laugh even more.
Bezgin Bekir, the most heroic Rıdvan, the traitorous son Ökkeş, Prof. Zihni Sinir, Crazy Bediş, and many more... Do any of you remember them?
I remember dear Oğuz Aral and dear Latif Demirci here with respect.
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By the way, when I say GırGır, I remember a friend of mine from my university days buying GırGır as soon as I left,
Friends, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm going to laugh a little bit, and the laughter he started laughing by himself is still in my ears.
I salute him here too.
Who knows where he is now?
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I hope that these cartoons I wrote the texts of have come before your eyes.
I said let's have a laugh today, because we are in a state to cry, especially lately.
In the meantime, we are laughing at our crying situation together.
I think we are going a little crazy as a country.
Anyway, I just thought that nothing can happen from laughing one more day.
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Isn't it hot there these days?
I watch the weather in Turkey on the news.
Forest fires are also saddening, of course.
No matter how many precautions you take in such heat, I guess there is no escape from fires.
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In fact, there is no need for a fire, unfortunately, in some places there are those who are already slaughtering forests for the sake of rent.
May God do them as He knows.
Moreover, they do this massacre by involving the gendarmerie of the state.
The place where the word ends!
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Oh my God, what am I saying again?
I had declared today as a laughing day, let's forget about these sad topics.
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Let me make you an offer.
If you're hot, come here, it was raining yesterday.
Today it's almost cool.
It's a Moscow summer.
Sometimes it is sweltering hot and sometimes it rains a lot.
Love and respect to everyone from Moscow
