Nah Economy
Bread should cost ten liras, and those who do not comply should be hit with a hundred sticks! This is the story of how the price of bagels in Ankara was first raised to 15 liras and then reduced back to 10 liras.
When will we get back on track in the economy?
Won't there come a day when our feet will be firmly on the ground?
It feels like we are in a spacecraft that is making meaningless maneuvers to stay in orbit.
Inflation is through the roof, wages are being increased a little bit so as not to crush inflation, and the result is that inflation is getting worse. Even though they are trying to artificially hold down foreign exchange prices, the upward trend continues.
Turkey has become the most expensive country in the world.
The economy cannot settle into the orbit it was told to.
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What does it mean to be in orbit?
When we are in orbit, we are actually in free fall towards the earth, but at the same time, because we are orbiting the earth, we can't fall to the ground, so we feel like we are in zero gravity.
How do you know that?
I'm an astronaut, I know!
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
It's the laws of physics.
That's why we feel like we're in a vacuum in orbit, when the reality is that we're free-falling through the air like we're about to crash into the ground at full speed.
Okay, orbiting at a constant speed is a free fall, but it's also a stable position.
You are rotating around the earth at a certain speed, there is a centrifugal force on you because of this rotation, at that height, you can call it the gravity of the earth, I can call it the space-time warping effect, but there is an effect directed towards the earth, and since both effects are in balance, we feel as if we have no weight in space, which means that we are in a balanced position.
By the way, let me say from the beginning that if there was a tower built up to that height and we were standing on that tower, our weight would not change that much.
In other words, the feeling of emptiness occurs because the centrifugal force caused by the rapid rotation of the vehicle around the earth balances our weight. Otherwise, at those heights where spacecraft in orbit are located, the gravitational acceleration does not decrease that much.
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It seems to me that maybe there will come a time when our economy will be out of control and we will all be thrown into outer space.
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What should we do?
It seems to me that this government has recently found the solution in the nah economy.
What is the nah economy?
It is a form of economy practiced in the Ottoman Empire.
The price of bread should be ten money, and those who do not comply should be beaten with a hundred sticks!
This is the story of how the price of bagels in Ankara was first raised to 15 liras and then reduced back to 10 liras.
Of course, the nah economy is an economy that only applies to those who can afford it.
Otherwise, let's see if this government can lower fuel prices!
When it comes to bagels, it is easy to scare the head of the chambers.
What should Savaş Delibaş, the president of Ankara Pideciler and Simitçiler Chamber, have done?
Should he fight like his name? Of course he gave in to the request of the deputy minister in quotation marks.
They told him to raise the price of bagels after the elections, and he had to step back out of goodwill!
Will the Nah economy be the solution to the country's bad state of affairs?
Please don't make me laugh.
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Free fall continues. As a country, we have not yet reached the bottom of the world.
By the way, I guess the feeling of being in a vacuum is not a bad thing. You should ask those who feel empty. Or those who have experienced it.
By the way, even Mrs. Hafize couldn't stand this economic management.
Am I surprised?
What is there to be surprised about? We say it's a free economy, a bagel can cost 10 bucks, and those who don't comply can be hit with 100 sticks! Or resign!
Love and respect to everyone from Moscow.
